“I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Su...” — Larry David Quote

“I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.”

“I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.”

“It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.”

“I understand that I'm not perfect. I made mistakes and I had a hand in everything that's happened to me, good and bad.”

“Food is like music. You've got two kinds, good and bad.”

“You can't ring up another manager and say, 'Who do you think I should pick this week?' But you take the good and bad from people as you go along.”