“I write about what I know: teenage dating, overly charged sexuality, a...” — Bo Burnham Quote

“I write about what I know: teenage dating, overly charged sexuality, all the things that make you uncomfortable.”

“I know I'm probably digging for fresh fruit in the garbage, and as much as anyone, my attitude is, if stuff's sincere, it's gooey and boring and uninteresting. But it's no way to live.”

“Your hard work and talent will not pay off.”

“You can give poor people this royal wedding to watch and make them feel good about themselves, or you can give them something useful like, I don't know... a toaster.”

“I think I wear my hypocrisy on my sleeve. I would never say I'm not a complete hypocrite.”

“I don't worship comedy; at the end of the day, I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.”

“I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.”

“Situationships, in my opinion, are the worst things to have ever happened to the dating landscape because they cannot even be considered casually dating; that's why there's an entirely different label for them.”

“OKCupid's model is almost entirely based on advertising, which is the way most online media is monetized these days, whether it's the news or whether it's sports, and we think online dating is going to evolve in the exact same way.”

“I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.”

“I'm enjoying dating. I'm single, though, I'm not in a relationship.”

“Dating is a numbers game. What we try to promise is good first dates. Once that first date happens, it's really up to you.”