“I'm way too famous and rich to be on a dating app, but if I get very d...” — Lisa Lampanelli Quote

I'm way too famous and rich to be on a dating app, but if I get very desperate by the time I'm 60, I'll go on Tinder. Or I'll go on 'Millionaire Matchmaker'; I'll call Patti Stanger.

Donald is very happy with his lovely wife, insert name here.

I think people were just seriously happy to find a funny woman who does comedy like a man. Because I learned how to do comedy from guys, from watching those Dean Martin roasts years ago.

This thing happened where I noticed anytime I got together with four friends or more, the conversation goes to food.

Before, I didn't do celebrity stuff, 'cause Kathy Griffin did that, but now, if you're going to make jokes on Twitter, you have to stay current.

I'm not really on any dating apps, and I really believe that if I meet someone it will be at a party or something like that.

Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.

If we made the 'Batman' games more realistic, you'd have to be Bruce Wayne for half the game, counting his money and dating supermodels.

When I first got started in this whole world of online connecting, we were combating this antiquated stereotype of who used online dating, and we really set out to make it popular with millennials. What I find to be so fascinating now is, I'm seeing an inverse in that trend.