“Being a club pro and all, a guy trying to keep up with golf's modern t...” — Dan Jenkins Quote

Being a club pro and all, a guy trying to keep up with golf's modern technology, I hadn't found much time for Internet dating, but then one day I knew I'd met the girl of my dreams when she replied to a comment I'd made on You-and-Me.com. She said, 'I love it when you talk equipment to me.'

There's usually one piece in 'Vanity Fair' every month that grabs me, but when it presents hatchet jobs without substantiation to impress its liberal friends, I laugh first, then toss.

I don't cover golf tournaments anymore - I preside over them.

In a story, you have to have a theme and an angle, you have to have a beginning, middle and an end. You have to have a defining moment and kick it to death. You gotta be able to recognize that, by the way. It probably takes experience.

My father's family were Italian ice cream men, and the knowledge was passed on, so I ran an ice cream van while I was dating my wife.

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.

I think that dating other musicians can be complicated at times. Especially when they think highly of themselves.

My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don't want to put myself in the position where I'm in a monogamous relationship right now. I'm not dating just one person. 'Sex and the City' changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people.

My brother's always telling me to get on the dating websites, go and have some fun. But I don't think he realises that I'm done at 6 P.M. I've burned about 5000 calories and I'm too knackered to go out on a date.