“There's good random, and there's bad random. There's good silly and th...” — Conan O'Brien Quote

“There's good random, and there's bad random. There's good silly and there's bad silly, and you've gotta know the difference.”

“Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.”

“Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.”

“Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.”

“There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.”

“In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.”

“The key to fashion is, you don't want to look like you're trying. You've gotta be natural.”

“If you want something of good quality, you gotta take your time with it.”

“You have to fall. You have to understand what that feels like. For what I want in my life, and for where I want to go with this music, you gotta be humiliated, man. You gotta understand what that feels like. It just makes you stronger.”

“No matter how hard I think I'm working, I gotta push a little bit more, because it's in my power.”

“You gotta mature, you know.”

“Sometimes you can make friends, and sometimes you can take friends. Sometimes people want to be friends with you, and you gotta be like, 'Okay, I can deal with this person's personality and be their friend, but not necessarily do I have to change who I am. I'm not gonna change myself to be their friend.'”