“You've gotta understand - when you interview someone, it's not an inte...” — Joan Rivers Quote

“You've gotta understand - when you interview someone, it's not an interrogation. It's not the Nuremberg Trials.”

“My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.”

“Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.”

“It's great to have great practices during the week, but you gotta make sure you are performing on game day and making those plays for your team.”

“I make all that money and it ain't enough. I gotta make more to help all the people around me.”

“I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.”