“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve...” — Woody Allen Quote

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”

“Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.”

“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”

“Probably the one Bible passage that is read by Jews and Roman Catholics, Protestants, Islam, more than any other chapter is Psalm 23. And in Psalm 23 there is a verse that says, 'Surely, yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.'”

“There is no man so blessed that some who stand by his deathbed won't hail the occasion with delight.”

“In a world where everyone struggles to survive whatever the cost, how could one judge those who decide to die?”