“I take it hard whenever anything happens that makes, I guess, queer pe...” — Ezra Furman Quote

“I take it hard whenever anything happens that makes, I guess, queer people feel less safe and less welcome in the world.”

“I love obsessive fandom because I'm an obsessive fan who flips out over music.”

“I think there's a large worry in queer communities about imitating straight people, when queerness has its own identity and maybe can be a radical force that should be dismantling stuff that locks people into structures.”

“I don't really worry too much about what people say. I guess it's good that people talk about me.”

“Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.”

“I'll do anything. I'll shave my head for the right job. I'm partial to my facial hair, I guess, but I also enjoy doing something where I look totally different, which is kind of the reason why I've always worn long hair. I can really change my look radically by getting rid of it.”