“When I was twenty years old, I had gum grafts put in.” — Daniel Mallory Ortberg Quote

“When I was twenty years old, I had gum grafts put in.”

“I love reading religious authors. Especially in the sort of circle I move in, people tend to be more secular, and I love reading books by just really smart people of religious faith. It's always a really cool perspective.”

“We went to church twice a week. My parents were employed in ministry; we prayed before dinner. We rollerbladed in the summer. We were allowed to watch the 'Simpsons.' I fought with my younger brother over Legos.”

“Park Bo Gum has a very reserved personality. Becoming close with him was a struggle. Just trying to talk in informal speech took two hours.”

“I always have Trident gum with me because I talk to people all the time.”

“I basically like gum for children.”