“I'm on 'Two and a Half Men,' and I don't want to be on it. Please stop...” — Angus T. Jones Quote

“I'm on 'Two and a Half Men,' and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it, and filling your head with filth.”

“I am doing a lot of work for my church, taking an evangelism class, doing a lot of reading - mostly the Bible and things that coordinate with the Bible and go with the evangelism class.”

“Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on 'Two and Half Men' with whom I have worked and over the past ten years who have become an extension of my family.”

“The whole point of 'The New Mutants' was that the oldest of them, Sam, and maybe Dani Moonstar... they're 15. Rahne is 13. They are kids still. The whole point of being kids is half, if not two thirds of the time, they're making mistakes.”

“I've never seen a woman half as beautiful as Jennifer Love Hewitt.”

“In the land of the skunks, he who has half a nose is king.”