“Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. ...” — Paula Deen Quote

“Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock.”

“Having an audience is almost like plugging me into an electrical outlet. People feed me so much of their energy. We have a great time. It's all about the fellowship.”

“I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up - that's immediate approval.”

“The satisfaction for me is that when you leave somewhere you look at what you are leaving and I know I left West Ham in great shape.”

“I think I'm capable of doing the job at any club in the world, so I'm sure I can do it at West Ham.”

“I guess I'm a born ham.”