“I was walking along somewhere in the Maldives and there were West Ham ...” — Mark Noble Quote

“I was walking along somewhere in the Maldives and there were West Ham fans there. It's crazy.”

“I hate for people to think that I have only played for West Ham because I am the local lad and people make allowances for me.”

“I never blame the refs as I know how tough it is, how fast the play goes, how difficult it is to keep up with the play.”

“I think I'm capable of doing the job at any club in the world, so I'm sure I can do it at West Ham.”

“I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.”

“I, being the ham that I am, always want people looking at me.”