“Oh, I would love to be in Don Juan's shoes for a weekend. Not that I w...” — Patrick Marber Quote

“Oh, I would love to be in Don Juan's shoes for a weekend. Not that I was ever handsome enough to be a Don Juan.”

“I used to go with my parents and loved it, I was in school plays, and I started reading plays before I started reading novels. I'll defend it to the hilt. When theatre is good it is fabulous.”

“I come back to the theatre happily knowing that while it won't make me rich, it will provide me with fun.”

“I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!”

“White players always said to me: 'You can call me 'a white so and so,' I don't mind.' But that's because society has indoctrinated us over the past 400 years to think that that's like saying 'you handsome so and so.'”

“I was always handsome under all the fat.”