“All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothin...” — Graham Norton Quote

“All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.”

“Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.”

“I am very quick to judge.”

“I feel like my life has been very serendipitous and really kind of humorous. Everything that's happened to me has been like an, 'Omigod, are you kidding me?'”

“It has happened a few times that I've found myself in a surprise mid-tour recording session.”

“Prison was the best thing that ever happened to me.”