“He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.” — Victor Borge Quote

“He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.”

“If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.”

“The shortest distance between two people is a smile.”

“Oh, I've had terrible, terrible relationships! The fact that I ever got happily married to a great, normal man is kind of a miracle.”

“I'll happily pay more taxes if we all have equal human rights.”

“I'm deeply insecure. I ask my wife all the time, 'Was that OK? Are people lying?' I'm not as happily oblivious as I'd like.”