“I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.” — Jeff Foxworthy Quote

“I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.”

“I teach a Bible study for homeless guys in downtown Atlanta every week. Been doing it for years. That's the guys I'd rather go talk to. I'd rather take my act outside the church.”

“Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.”

“If it makes you happy, I feel like you should wear it.”

“Being happy is a matter of personal taste.”

“One of the best ways to make yourself happy in the present is to recall happy times from the past. Photos are a great memory-prompt, and because we tend to take photos of happy occasions, they weight our memories to the good.”