“He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.” — Sid Waddell Quote

“He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.”

“As a kid, I was school swot, but I used to hang around the billiard halls, learning that Geordie sense of humour, mixing with low-lifes. They were the sort who'd pick your pocket and then say 'Here you are lad, here's tuppence, get yourself some chips'. I was a good rugby player, a good runner, so I fitted in at Cambridge quite easily.”

“The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.”

“If it makes you happy, I feel like you should wear it.”

“Being happy isn't the same as being perfect - it's learning to live with imperfection.”

“If selfishness is the key to being miserable, then selflessness must be the key to being happy!”