“There is nothing that anybody could do to make me any prouder of my da...” — Cris Collinsworth Quote

“There is nothing that anybody could do to make me any prouder of my daughter than what she's accomplishing at Harvard.”

“I thank goodness every day that I played in the no-huddle, and it was Sam Wyche in Cincinnati who's really one of the innovators of the no-huddle.”

“Doing studio shows... you don't get the details of the league.”

“I've played at the Comedy Studio. I never did as an undergrad, but I have in recent years, whenever I've gone back to anything at Harvard, I've tried to go there and do some sets.”

“I always tell people I went to the Harvard School of Comedy in front of America.”

“I ended up going to Harvard College, which was about as likely in my neighborhood as going to the moon.”