“Jon Favreau hates me.” — Joshua Malina Quote

“Jon Favreau hates me.”

“'Backwash' is an old-school, slapstick-y romp between three eccentric loser friends who inadvertently rob a bank, armed solely with a salami and a sweat sock, and then find themselves on the run pursued by singing cops. It's kind of a classic piece, a sophisticated piece, if you will.”

“I plan someday to do a one-man show based solely on the e-mails of Bellamy Young. And people will think I've written a brilliant comedy myself when, in fact, all the text will be directly from Bellamy.”

“The left hates the Constitution. They hate the restrictions of the Constitution on government. so when you come out and you're for something in the Constitution, they'll say, 'Well yes, we believe this, but... ' There's always a 'but.'”

“For all of my movies, half of the press always hates it.”

“If I have a talent for making some fourth-grader who hates school and reading to hate it a little less, then I have to do the most with what I've been issued.”