“Kobayashi won't talk to me. He hates me.” — Joey Chestnut Quote

Kobayashi won't talk to me. He hates me.

I've strained some muscles here and there, in my throat, even my jaw. Nothing that doesn't heal quickly.

I have the craziest dreams when I'm digesting a massive amount. It feels so real, it's psychedelic.

I know that when I'm fitter, I breathe better. If I breathe better, I can eat more.

I love Italian food, such as pasta or lasagna.

What the public hates the most is when they think the politicians aren't listening to them. They understand that we can't solve all their problems with a snap of our fingers, but they sure want us to try because we are public servants.

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

Everybody hates a whiner.

I love N.Y.C.! I can't think of any individual that hates New York.

Everybody hates you when you're the best, and everybody hates you when you're the worst.