“What happened is, when I was doing 'Taxi,' the last year, we did this ...” — Tony Danza Quote

“What happened is, when I was doing 'Taxi,' the last year, we did this thing where we had on top hats and tails, and we pretended to tap-dance. And I said to myself, 'You know, I always wanted to know how to do this.' So I got myself a teacher, and I started studying, and I got hooked.”

“The joke I wanted to put into one of the promos for this new season, was to have a guy come up to me and say, Hey! Tony! I love your show, I've watched you every night since you started! And then I'd say, Ah! You're the one!”

“I remember spending time in Stratford growing up with all that company running round and putting on silly hats and just having fun all the time.”

“Fashion is a vampiric thing; it's the Hoover on your brain. That's why I wear the hats, to keep everyone away from me. They say, 'Oh, can I kiss you?' I say, 'No, thank you very much.'”

“I started in 1989. I was the booker, the promoter, the headliner. I wore all the hats.”