“Like anything important, anything you need people to hear - you've got...” — Trey Parker Quote

“Like anything important, anything you need people to hear - you've got to have music for it. You've got to make it at least a little piece of a song or sometimes a whole song.”

“It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.”

“I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.”

“I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny.”

“When you sit down and write a song, you kind of have the idea for the song, and you sit there at the piano and you kinda just write it. And then of course later there's some dinking around with it and changing some stuff.”

“When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.”

“A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.”

“As a keeper, you have more time, and you do hear more from the stands.”

“With every year of playing, you want to relax one more muscle. Why? Because the more tense you are, the less you can hear.”

“I hear from a lot of young kids. One said to me, 'You remind me of my house mother that passed away,' and another said, 'You remind me of the mother that I didn't have.'... It's beautiful that I can instill that in people.”

“I was in the game for love. After all, where else can an old-timer with one leg, who can't hear or see, live like a king while doing the only thing I wanted to do?”

“As a quarterback, when you do have a three-and-out or things do not go right, you are the first one to know. You know more than anyone out there what went wrong and what needs to be corrected and don't necessarily always need to hear it when you come off to the sideline.”