“I'm an older woman who's not going to have a shiny pop song ever again...” — Jill Sobule Quote

“I'm an older woman who's not going to have a shiny pop song ever again, so that gives me license to do whatever the hell I want.”

“I'm not one who goes for the 'all press is good press' dictum.”

“When I write songs, I like to write lyrics first, and I think that's different from a lot of singer-songwriters. But I heard Sammy Cahn was asked what comes first, the lyrics or the music, and he said, 'The paycheck.'”

“At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to school, but you can't tell who the best people are. That worries the hell out of me.”

“I learned never to listen to acting teachers because they don't know what the hell they're talking about.”

“I am toothy, dumpy, ugly, overweight, a spinster - what the hell?”