“All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and sayin...” — Karl Pilkington Quote

All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.

Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard.

I think it's mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin' it into bottles when years ago it used to roll down and go into the lakes?

I've never worried about life's big questions.

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

If you're going somewhere international, try to learn a little bit of the language. It goes a long way to be able to introduce yourself, ask for things, and even say hello to someone in a new country!

For me, I met my husband when I was going full steam ahead of what I wanted in my career. We sort of intersected and were like, 'Oh, hi, hello!' We were both on our way somewhere to speak and then just kept going together.

But it's a strange thing when people judge you because you're not doing some big Hollywood film. Are you suggesting I should be in 'The Dukes of Hazzard?' I mean, hello?

When I came to England, everybody was indoors all the time, and nobody said hello to each other. That was weird.