“I have this character called the Goblin Commuter of Hoboken. She works...” — Cole Escola Quote

“I have this character called the Goblin Commuter of Hoboken. She works on Wall Street and she's a goblin. She sort of represents the way I feel about myself in romantic situations or in professional situations, where I feel like this hideous goblin. That's sort of my post-psychoanalysis of it.”

“It always bothered me when people would think the joke was that I was playing a woman. I never saw myself as a boy making fun of women. They were my friends growing up. They were who I wanted to be. They were the ones that accepted me.”

“There is one, and only one, thing in modern society more hideous than crime namely, repressive justice.”

“ISIL are already using the Internet for hideous propaganda purposes - for radicalisation, for operational planning, too.”

“I wasn't one of those hideous children who make their parents sit through hour-long performances when you're seven. I didn't do anything like that thankfully.”