“I don't mind saying, you know, that I don't take a salary from the chu...” — Joel Osteen Quote

“I don't mind saying, you know, that I don't take a salary from the church, and God has blessed me with more money than I could imagine from my books. It's been printed all over, so I don't feel like I am hiding anything.”

“We can be civil. We can still be friends, and be Democrats and Republicans, and have different views.”

“I'm trying to throw a big broad net to try to get people interested in God and believe that He's for them and has a purpose.”

“It was not a state secret that I would call on Thackeray. I was not hiding anything.”

“I'm not Joe Paterno. Somebody didn't come and tell me Bernie Fine did something and I'm hiding it.”

“I have porcelain skin and tattoos all over my body, so the sun can be my worst enemy. I also am trying to never age, which is why you can always find me hiding behind massive sunglasses or under an umbrella when the sun is out!”