“I had developed the initial opening menu on my own in my home kitchen ...” — J. Kenji Lopez-Alt Quote

“I had developed the initial opening menu on my own in my home kitchen before we had even hired any sort of kitchen staff. And I'm pretty methodical, so I had a recipe booklet written out, everything done in metric units, something that anybody could look at and replicate.”

“Now, normally I do all my research on existing recipes before I start working on my own version.”

“Anyone who understands evolution knows that it doesn't necessarily lead from simpler to more complex life-forms. Rather, it leads to life-forms better suited to their environments.”

“I'm an actor, I can play anything. That's literally what I'm hired to do.”

“Biden has his moments as a politician, but we all know he wasn't hired for the job because he's particularly good with words.”

“I've never gotten hired for drama because I'm a good improviser. I don't think people who write drama scripts want you playing with them as much.”