“Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something ...” — T. J. Miller Quote

“Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird.”

“I consider myself a fairly ethical individual while I do have a lot of dichotomies within me. We're all victims of our own hypocrisy at times.”

“It's okay to take yourself too seriously if you're a serious actor and you've got the scrubs on. And then with me, it's kind of like, well, I'm a comedian, I'm making fun of everybody and everything. And I'm making fun of myself. I'm having fun making fun of and for other people.”

“The officials have a tough job to do. But that's what they're hired to do and that's what they spend all their time doing.”

“You're constantly getting rejected in acting. You get rejected more than you get hired!”

“I can't get hired in a studio movie. Everything is so uphill.”