“Corduroy hits the sweet spot between jeans and slacks. They're a trous...” — James Acaster Quote

“Corduroy hits the sweet spot between jeans and slacks. They're a trouser middleman.”

“Certain celebs manage to worm their way out of the spotlight, and I won't stand for that.”

“If people are coming to see me because they like what I do on 'Mock the Week,' that's great because they are coming to see me being me.”

“When we do a show, people show up and we play the hits.”

“Music reigns supreme. It does not need a visual prop. While listening to a number, do you enjoy the tune, or do you enjoy it because you imagine someone singing it? In fact, quite a few hits of mine are from films that no one has heard about. The songs still rule, though.”

“For one thing, when I started working in the musical theater, there was no such thing as shows which ran 20 years. So, if the show ran for five years, it was one of the biggest hits of all time.”