“I've spent my whole life being told I have a face like a horse. You ar...” — Jeremy Paxman Quote

“I've spent my whole life being told I have a face like a horse. You are just what you are, aren't you?”

“The idea of a tax on the ownership of a television belongs in the 1950s. Why not tax people for owning a washing machine to fund the manufacture of Persil?”

“The English approach to ideas is not to kill them, but to let them die of neglect.”

“Vampires are sexy to a woman perhaps because the fantasy is similar to that of the man on the white horse sweeping her off to paradise.”

“During the rehearsal process I got thrown off the horse.”

“When I'm not working, I don't mix with actors, really. I have about two or three friends from theater school, and we call each other and meet. But in the main, no. I'm more happy with musicians or horse riders or sailors.”