“I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but ...” — Nancy Cartwright Quote

“I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.”

“I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.”

“I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.”

“What does one tell a husband? One tells him nothing.”

“Sometimes when I'm going to sleep, I think, 'Oh God, my future husband is out there somewhere and I might know him, or I might not, and I wonder what he's doing and I wonder if he knows me.' I just always think that's so fascinating, that even when you were two years old, your future husband was out there somewhere.”

“I'm kind of lazy. I like to lie around with my husband and watch TV and stuff like that.”