“I'm Jewish, I can say it. We're storytellers. We were the moneylenders...” — Patti Stanger Quote

“I'm Jewish, I can say it. We're storytellers. We were the moneylenders... Therefore we tell great tales to get what we need. I love Jewish men. They make the best husbands.”

“If you're a successful woman, chances are that you spend a ton of time working. You're probably on your email a lot, taking phone calls and going on regular business trips that don't involve your man. He can start to feel left out of a very important and very time-consuming part of your life.”

“I'm on the Sensa diet. It's a little magic powder based on Dr. Hirsh's clinical trials and studies and it basically signals the brain that you're full through smellology.”

“I don't do husbands. I don't do children.”

“With my first two husbands, I always kinda sensed they thought there was something wrong with me. Maybe I was too flighty or whatever.”

“Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.”