“I'm a one-man idiot.” — Eddie Izzard Quote

“I'm a one-man idiot.”

“If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.”

“They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.”

“The simple idiot's advice I give to screenwriters who say they want to sell a screenplay is, 'Write good.'”

“I think I got stopped on the train once by a kid, and that was the first time I realised I had fans. He was shaking. I just reassured him that I'm an idiot and nothing special, so he didn't have to be nervous. It was very sweet.”

“You love football because of the game, not because of some idiot who is going to shout at your from across the street.”