I'm a one-man idiot.Eddie IzzardTheWorldMotivation.comTry New ThemeDownloadSharePin ItCopied to clipboard!“I'm a one-man idiot.
“They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.”Eddie Izzard
“The simple idiot's advice I give to screenwriters who say they want to sell a screenplay is, 'Write good.'”Harold RamisIdiot
“I think I got stopped on the train once by a kid, and that was the first time I realised I had fans. He was shaking. I just reassured him that I'm an idiot and nothing special, so he didn't have to be nervous. It was very sweet.”Sam FenderIdiot
“You love football because of the game, not because of some idiot who is going to shout at your from across the street.”
“In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up.”Eddie IzzardBe Original
“I think everybody's got their insecurities and hang-ups. Everybody! Unless you're an idiot.”Domhnall GleesonIdiot
“I know I'm not a self-indulgent idiot; I also know I'm not the second coming of Deepak Chopra. If I had believed either of those, or both, as some people do when they get famous, that's when the mental illness arrives.”Elizabeth GilbertIdiot