“I was very shy and had low self-esteem; the only way to stop yourself ...” — David Jason Quote

“I was very shy and had low self-esteem; the only way to stop yourself getting beaten up was to turn your hand to being an idiot. At the beginning, it was survival, and after that, it became second nature.”

“I enjoy life so much I don't want it to end, and dying does worry me. If you've got faith, you believe that you're going to go to a magic land, but unfortunately, I don't have faith.”

“Ronnie Barker was a man whom I thought more deserving of a knighthood than me.”

“Nahmir is just an idiot. He just glorifies street life. He idolizes it.”

“I've felt like my whole life, I've had to prove I'm not an idiot.”

“I'm not a complete idiot that just accuses people of something without having my reasons to believe what it is I'm saying.”