I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.
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✦ About the Author
✦ More by Jay London
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I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.
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At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?
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A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
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You know what burns me? Matches.
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
✦ More Impressionist Quotes
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I'm a romantic. The impressionists have always been my favorites. I like prettiness - beauty, or what I perceive as beauty.
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I am not an impressionist.
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I don't know if I'm an impressionist or an expressionist. You can call me an American first... I've been labeled doing neimanism, so that's what it is, I guess.
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For an Impressionist to paint from nature is not to paint the subject, but to realize sensations.
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I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.