“Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You ca...” — Mel Brooks Quote

Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

The brilliance of Max Brooks is that he always quotes authorities at the back of his books that never existed. Like a Russian professor he made up that validates a story or character.

Immortality is a by-product of good work.

Where we have been incorrect in what we have done, then I think we have an obligation to settle.

They tell me I'm on 'Politically Incorrect' with Ollie North. That should be a lot of fun.

I've always been surprised at the number of people who think we've got it all figured out. It's incorrect, and it's a real problem.

I'm drawn to people who don't know who they are, because I just think that's where comedy lives, in someone with an incorrect perception of themselves.

I've said some things about other religions that I regret now. I think they were incorrect.