“I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is mar...” — Johnny Carson Quote

“I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.”

“The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.”

“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”

“I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvellous. It must be very inexpensive.”

“The things I cook and eat on a regular basis are really inexpensive.”

“Inexpensive is good.”