“Laugh Line' was sort of the way I am at interviews. I could think of n...” — Elaine May Quote

Laugh Line' was sort of the way I am at interviews. I could think of nothing.

I feel in opposition to almost everything.

I'll know when I'm successful. That'll be when Safeway cashes my check without identification.

We have such respect for the English that, when an Englishman says Hollywood sucks, people listen.

You know, when I was very young, I thought it didn't matter what happened to me when I died, so long as my work was immortal. As I age, I think, Well, perhaps if I had to trade dying right now and being immortal with just living on, I would choose living on. I never thought I would say that. I feel it's so unethical and wrong.

Unfortunately, the reporters ask the same questions over and over again. When reporters keep asking the same questions, they've got to recognize I may hear these questions 20 to 30 times in a matter of days. It gets to the point where I think, 'Read the other interviews!'

I have had some great interviews and some not.

I think my interviews were much better than what some of the writers wrote. I just wanted the truth out.

I'll watch movies I like to see, Steve Jobs interviews, something that's going to make me smart and then go to sleep.

When I'm doing interviews, I'm doing interviews, and when I am writing, I'm writing. I sit there with a musician and I write. It's the same process since I started writing in my twenties. I like to come in and leave with a finished song.