“When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, invitin...” — Andy Kaufman Quote

When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room.

I thought Doodyville was inside of the television. You know, like, if television was this box - and if I went inside the box that was a television, I'd be in Doodyville.

What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality.

I'm just singing a song, and if people want to laugh, that's their business.

I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.

I'm finally looking older and inviting my wrinkles.

In Nashville, everybody just wants to write the best songs. So it's a very inviting songwriting community.

I think when I started in wrestling, I hadn't realized how difficult locker rooms were going to be. I thought they were going to be more inviting than they were.

What is Twitter?! I don't know what Twitter is! Everyone keeps inviting me to Twitter and everyone's going on about twittering and tweeting and this whole thing, and I just don't understand it.

There is a sensuality about fabric. I think all materials should be inviting when they touch the skin. When I watch children stroking their mother's clothes, I feel that I have succeeded.