“I want to make a boatload of money and i want to poof and maybe make i...” — Dave Portnoy Quote

I want to make a boatload of money and i want to poof and maybe make it on the senior tour, live on islands, get a bigger Nantucket house.

I'll speak to anybody, anytime, anyplace.

You'd never believe how hard it is to find a wetsuit in Boston.

I like seeing Roger Goodell squirm.

The people at Barstool Sports are a bunch of average Joes, who like most guys love sports, gambling, golfing and chasing short skirts.

I know that not many people can go to the Marshall Islands. It is really one of the most remote places on earth.

When you're from the islands, that's that pride.

Little islands are all large prisons: one cannot look at the sea without wishing for the wings of a swallow.

My mother is Afro-Caribbean and my father is Caucasian-American, and I was born in Pennsylvania and moved to the Cayman Islands when I was about 2. So I grew up there with my mother, and it's really all I know. I grew up there until it was time to go to college, and that's when I moved back to America.

When I was four years old, we lived in the Fiji islands, but I don't remember much.