“I'm a Jew.” — Lewis Black Quote

I'm a Jew.

My problem has always been with authority, and I'm sure if anybody understands that, it's people in uniform.

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.

I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.

Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.

As a matter of fact, part of being Jewish is the whole question of what it is to be a Jew.

I've always felt robbed of something by people not knowing I was a Jew.

Here lies a plain and simple Jew who wrote in plain and simple prose.

I'm not a very religious man, but I'm proud to be a Jew.

I am a peace supporting Jew.