“I once kissed a boy at my first job because he offered to record the O...” — Sarah Millican Quote

“I once kissed a boy at my first job because he offered to record the Oscars for me.”

“It's best, I think, to treat stand-up comedy on the telly like tapas: small tasters of something you'd love a proper plate of.”

“When I was a kid, I had a friend who went on holiday to the same place every year and I never understood why. My ten-year-old eyes always wanted new things to look at - new branches of WH Smiths to look for Sweet Valley High books in, and different campsites or self-catering cottages to explore.”

“I remember in 'Law of Desire,' where I played a homosexual, that people were more upset that I kissed a man on the mouth than I killed a man. It's interesting to see how people can pardon you for murdering a man, but they can't pardon you for kissing one.”

“At the age of ten, I thought if a boy kissed you on the lips, you would have a baby, and I surely wasn't the only youngster who believed that!”

“I've kissed just three people in my life, other than stuff that I've done for TV or movies. I know - I'm weird!”