“One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.” — Bam Margera Quote

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them.

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

I've never, ever had a job that lasted for more than a few months.

You ever try to leave New York? I did once. I lasted about a year.

I had always wanted a steady job in this business, a show that lasted.

I did not know what metal was, so I never headbanged before... I used to have muscle pain that lasted three days... but now I am used to it and I have more stamina now.

That's why these songs have lasted as long as they have because they're just about feelings that don't change. They are love songs, they are not specific, those kinds of feelings don't change.