“I never wanted people to laugh at me. I never wanted the funny lines. ...” — Demond Wilson Quote

“I never wanted people to laugh at me. I never wanted the funny lines. I wanted the straight lines.”

“I was sitting out by my tennis court one day, and I looked up at my house, and it looked like a prison. All these things I had, they were such a burden. They were hanging on me like a yoke. My personal life was falling apart for no particular reason.”

“Saw 'From Here To Eternity' 38 times and I aspired to be like Hopalong Cassidy.”

“To be fair, I don't get mad when people laugh at me when I fall down.”

“I love to see people laugh and I love it more if I can make them laugh.”

“The two things that I require for anyone who's around me: you need to love food, and you need to be able to laugh.”