“I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.” — John Goodman Quote

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

If you want to direct, you've got to work.

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old ones.

But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month it is half the time when he's working.

Basically, though, I'm just lucky to love what I do for a living.

I am very lazy.

The thing about stand-up is that it's so easy. You just show up and talk. But you can get lazy doing that.

Most of the time people play zone because they've got lazy guys.

I can be a lazy slob.

I'm very lazy!