“My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.” — Craig Ferguson Quote

My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.

I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre.

I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day.

We had a field day before anyone knew anything about shorting. It was almost a license to steal. Nowadays, it's a license to get hosed.

We won't stop until the first Saudi license is issued to a woman.

My license plate I did get registered, and it is S-I-T-C-H... so that's pretty cool.

In Mexico, to become a pro wrestler, you have to have a wrestling license, and to get a license, you have to pass a wrestling test.

I didn't have any money to buy a car, so when I got my license I did not have a car at first.