“Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.” — P. J. O'Rourke Quote

“Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.”

“Why can't death - if we must have it - be always glorious, as in 'The Iliad?'”

“They are just really stupid people in Hollywood. You write them a script, and they say they love it, they absolutely love it. Then they say, 'But doesn't it need a small dog, and an Eskimo, and shouldn't it be set in New Guinea?' And you say, 'But it is a sophisticated romantic comedy set in Paris.'”

“I doubt whether any girl would be satisfied with her lover's mind if she knew the whole of it.”

“Personally, as a lover of musicals, I think we should do a musical version of 'Silent Witness!'”

“I'm not really a great lover of remixes and remakes. of course, it's a principle of mine that I don't remake songs.”