“I am very into making up my own rules.” — Amy Schumer Quote

“I am very into making up my own rules.”

“Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.”

“I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.”

“I've gone on streaks where I haven't shot the ball well here, but I was always making up for it in other areas, so it wasn't as big. It's just a part of the game. I got to do better with it.”

“Anyone who has a parent can relate to this idea of not quite understanding who your parents are or making up stories about them.”

“If you take a few days to write an outline, you're just making up scenes that you think will work, that you think will be interesting. But as you write it, other ideas occur - better ideas that have to do with what you're writing.”