“In my live show, it will feel like I'm making up everything as I go, a...” — James Murray Quote

“In my live show, it will feel like I'm making up everything as I go, and a lot of it I do. I riff with the audience and see what happens.”

“We've had nine amazing years on TV. But getting engaged to Melyssa is the best thing that's ever happened to me.”

“Impractical Jokers' is all about friendship.”

“Like everybody, I'm making up my life as I go along.”

“I would sit at the organ and just start making up things by myself - I was maybe 7 years old, which was too young to even know how to notate music. So I never wrote anything down, but when I'd make things up, I'd memorize them.”

“I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.”