“I've participated in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon a couple of times, b...” — Ellie Kemper Quote

I've participated in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon a couple of times, but only in the running portion.

A man's face is not a rich person's lawn; you are wasting resources if you devote that much energy to trimming your beard, sideburns, or mustache just so. Nor is a man's face the woods; there need not be the tangled weeds, shrubbery, and wildlife/eggs benedict that get ensnared in them.

I can't do impressions.

What's shocking to me is seeing people walking around with green juices in their hand when the weather's bad in New York. I couldn't think of anything more awful to have when it's sleeting outside. Like, 'Oh, I'm craving some liquified kale right now.'

I have always been a Malibu Man, like all actors.

There are portions of Malibu that are very remote; it's like living in the country somewhere.

I'm the Steven Spielberg of Malibu.

Malibu was a wellspring of counterculture group think.